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piranhapunk:

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Twenty-five years and three days later, reality takes a tip from fiction and charts “Weird Al” Yankovic’s new album Mandatory Fun at number one, with over 100,000 sales during it’s first week. In his 31 year long career, with 14 studio albums to his name, this is the first time he’s hit the top- and the first comedy album by ANY artist to hit #1 since 1960! Congratulations, Al! image

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bigbootybeautyxxl:

HARDER AND HARDER TO GET UP(IMMOBILITY)
Immobility is something that so far I’ve only fantasized about. However,after a recent look at some old photos/videos I realized that I’m not too far off from my fantasy anymore. My life mostly consists of eating and sitting these days but in this clip I describe what it’s like on those rare occasions when I do put my growing body in motion. I explain al of my little tricks and tactics that I use to make moving around as easy as possible. I also tell y’all some stories of recent times out and just how hard it was to carry my massive body.

I love how the chair constantly creaks under all that fat, and how unfit you are, barely able to sit up… Wow